At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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