So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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