dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Buhtt sex?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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