cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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