i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
This is the prime rib incident all over again
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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