It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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