have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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