I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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