You're my little dorito
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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