Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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