Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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