did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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