UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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