Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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