i just google imaged poop.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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