omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.