Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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