So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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