I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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