He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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