he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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