I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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