So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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