So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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