Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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