no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
