this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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