My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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