Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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