so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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