I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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