I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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