i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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