Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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