She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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