Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
MIDGETS
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Randomize
