he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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