What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
