How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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