(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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