i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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