I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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