That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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