At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
ok first of all what the fuck
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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