yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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