How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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