So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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