Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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