you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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