god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
How naked do you want me to be?
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