Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He shit in the fireplace
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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