I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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