Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
