I swear to god he's a one man village people.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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