how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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This is my gift to your gina
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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